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perfecto

The act of taking a poop which leaves absolutly no poop marks on the toilet paper after you wipe. When this amazing event happens to you it is a sure thing that extreme good fortune will soon be coming your way.
"After eating Mexican food for lunch I had to take a huge slam and I was completely suprised after wiping once to discover that I had just had a perfecto. Later than day I got laid three times and won the Cash 3 lottery."
by fcj September 16, 2009
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Perfectomorph

An ideal body type that lives up to the predisposed standards set by an individuals culture. Young adults strive to obtain this body type to make themselves more desirable.
Girl: "You are so skinny, I think you need to eat more cheeseburgers"
Guy: "What? That was rude"

Girl: "...just kidding you are a perfectomorph and no one has a better body than you do!"
by Redtoyarmy October 27, 2017
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PerfecTone

The best at everything , win by default , you just can't beat him.
''I just saw some guy that won at 3 different contests.
That guy is PerfecTone's son , for sure.''
by I'mhereforthecake November 7, 2010
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Perfectomondo

Emma. Lovely eyes. Perfect face. Very nice haircut too
Emma is perfectomondo
by Emmafans March 15, 2015
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Perfecto

The original motorcycle jacket. Worn by everyone who knew what cool meant, from Marlon Brando to Henry Winkler to James Dean to the Ramones. Named after the favorite cigar of its creator, Irving Schott.
"Where'd you get that jacket?"

"This is a one star Perfecto This is THE jacket. I got it from Schott in downtown Manhattan."
by Epic Dave June 3, 2021
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Perfecto Skankin'

The art form of which resides at most ska shows, such as ones not many people go to. You kick up yuor right foot then your left, alternatying as though you are running in place. As you do this, your left arm goes up when your right foot comes up, and respectively with the other foot. A perfect skank is also one that you may find at a more face paced ska show. Usually takes years to perfect.
HOLY SHIT DUDE!
What?
That guy is skanking it up man! It's glorious!
Yea, thats Bobby. He's perfecto skankin' it.
by Skippy McSkankit October 6, 2006
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perfectojohnmata

the shit; bomb diggity; wicked awesome; lame; yo, thats shizzle
yo thats mad perfectojohnmata yo, thats shizzle!
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