Protato

Protato
/prəˈtādō/

1. One who potatoes often
2. One with a PHD in the potato field
3. One who is a professional in the art of potato

He potatoes every single game, he must be a protato.

by fennlyn August 20, 2019

The Holy Protector Of Butt

a homosexual man that will deny being gay but he will look at large homosexual men and make definitions about them. He always wears a buttplug but he pours a lot of oil on it to make it come out "by accident". He has a fetish for cucumbers.

Guy 1: OMG its The Holy Protector of Butt
Guy 2: Look he dropped something!
Guy 1: Look it's a buttplug
The Holy Protector Of Butt: oh no my pants fell down!
Guy 1&2 get a boner and start to anal The Holy Protector Of Butt.

by Dr Jean O'Side November 24, 2019

Protractor Face

Ugly but with sharp features used as an insult. commonly used in PEI.

You and your friends all have protractor faces!!

by Shxhcjjcns January 17, 2015

forehead protector

A ninja accessory commonly seen in the manga/anime "Naruto."

They are bands of metal with a symbol in the middle used to represent the nin's home village and three bolts on either side.

Generally they are connected to a strip of cloth of a dark color such as black, grey, navy, forest green, brown, and maroon.

Other variations are connected to cloth so that they may be worn as bandanas, hats, or underwear shaped things on your head.

They are meant to be worn at the forehead, but also appear across the eye, over the eyes, on the head backwards or at an odd angle, as a necklace, as an armband, around the waist, around a thigh, or connected to something the nin carries around with him.

"My forehead protector has a leaf symbol on it because I come from the village Konohakagure."

by EmersonienEra August 15, 2006

Pracktor

1.A Very Fine Girl/Boy

2. Male Nurse

1."Oh girl, that boy is such a Pracktor." "Eyy Bruh, Charmain was lookin like a Pracktor today."
2."Hey, what does your dad do?""Hes a Pracktor."

by J.Teeyoh. and Benny.v January 16, 2011

beast protector

the ugly friend a female will often hang out with in order to enhance her own appearances and make her seem like a nice person

Q: why dont you call up that bitch and tell her to come over ?
A: nah man, then the beast protectors gonna come too

by .:Kess:. February 13, 2004

12 Section Egg Protector

A small yellow plastic briefcase with 12 round bumps in each side, which can be used to carry and protect up to 12 eggs, assuming these eggs are from your average chicken and not a big ol' ostrich or fat pterodactyl. Also doubles as a surprisingly effective head and/or back massaging device. However, it is recommended that no eggs are inside the 12 Section Egg Protector while a massage is taking place, as this can result in a bad case of 'eggy back', or even 'eggy head'.

Joseph: 'Oh no, I lost my 12 Section Egg Protector when I had 16 pints yesterday and wound up on the kitchen floor shouting "fuck the flamin drongo system bollocks I like Mark!"'

Richard: "You dozy bell-end, how am I going to protect my eggs on the way back from the butcher's tomorrow morning now?! Thanks."

by gis gump February 23, 2011