When you allow someone the pleasure of watching your dog only to come back to said dog throwing up and on her death 💀 bed! Unable to eat drink or even play ball. All but lost.
Hey Torinni I just got back from the vet, looks like LeèLou has prosciutto poisoning. Care to explain?!
by Silky_13 June 25, 2021
The holy god of prosciutto
by Moge-ko the Dictator November 8, 2018
When a woman has got that fine deli meat. With the pink and the red, that marbled look. The expensive kind of pussy.
Guy 1- “She looked like she was cut fresh off the pig.”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”
Guy 2- “Man, you can’t call women pigs.”
Guy 1- “Nah, I’m talking ‘bout that Prosciutto Pussy!”
by _User_369246_ July 28, 2023
A goal so delicious, tantalizing, and craveable that you can't help but want it. Yet it's incredibly thin, fragile and lacks much substance.
Person A: "I'm going to be famous eventually, mark my words."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."
Person B: "What? Why? How?"
Person A: "I don't know.. But I want to and I will! It'll be amazing!"
Person B: "Yeah, alright man. Keep chasing that Prosciutto Dream."
by DoubleCrissp February 10, 2023