probankle

The discomfort/injury caused by years of wearing a permanent bulky ankle monitor as it bounces up and down on the ankle bone and prevents skin exposure. However, this is a minor inconvenience often exaggerated by people who have committed crimes for which they deserve worse, due to the fact that they haven't experienced the horrors of prison.

Probationer, convicted of murder: Finally, after ten years, I'm free. My probankle isn't going anywhere anytime soon though.

Moral citizen: Well, isn't that a small fee for murder?
Pb: B-but I can't sleep easily! The $300 a month fees! The confinement!
Mc: Only $36,000 dollars, minor discomfort, and limited range? Seems like a low price for murder.

by Ceaseyourwhining January 6, 2022

protanki

A remake of the game Tanki Online from 2014, worth trying for nostalgia.

Dude 1: Hey do you play protanki?
Dude 2: yeah, just did, and it was extremely nostalgic.

by Da Anonymous 8 February 15, 2024

Proganculated

To be completely overwhelmed by a surreal mixture of curiosity, confusion, and cosmic awe — especially in moments when reality feels like a poetic illusion.

When he looked into the stars and questioned his place in the universe, he felt utterly proganculated.

by Imdabestfu June 8, 2025