inebriation proclamation

The statement of declaration that you are, from this point forward, no longer responsible for anything you say or do since you are hereby wasted.

"After that fourth shot of Jager, I believe it's time to make my Inebriation Proclamation"

by Aubrey Sabala October 27, 2006

Masturbation Proclamation

When one masturbates while reading the Emancipation Proclamation, preferably while dressed as Abraham Lincoln.

Kyle "Dude you should come over tonight"
Brandon "Sorry bro can't, I'm going to do a Masturbation Proclamation"

by BROmeo69 December 29, 2011

Domination Proclamation

A term to desribe a team that has a presence and determination to beat anyone. They Proclaim their domination through there attitude and effort. The result takes care of its self.

We saw domination proclamation own everyone to win the softball title

by chmkobe8 April 29, 2007

Emancipation Proclamation

The act of breaking up with one's significant other by performing an unwanted Abe Linclon on him/her. It is expected that the recipient will express outrage and a desire to end the relationship at which point the individual performing the Abe Lincoln typically proclaims "You're free to go", thereby emancipating the recipient from the relationship.

Michael - "Dude, did you break up with Tyra last night?"

Jeff - "Yup, I gave that skank the old Emancipation Proclamation!"

by qqduck January 8, 2008

ejaculation proclamation

A signature statement made by a man who is about to shoot his load.

Joe- "Dude what's your Ejaculation Proclamation?"
Carl- "I like to say the volcano is about to blow all over her town then scream HOT LAVAAAA"

by Jefferspin November 20, 2013

Penetration Proclamation

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.

Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!

by goldenmario52 June 11, 2018

shadow proclamation article 195

All visitors to a planet must obey the laws of said planet or they shall be considered galactic outlaws and be punished with death or permanent exile.

You must follow shadow proclamation article 195 when visiting a planet

by Judoon Leader 12 November 21, 2021