Del Preston

1 -A (fictional) english roadie, described as a nutbar, who toured around the world with famous bands such as Black Sabbath, The Rolling stones and Led Zeppelin along with his old lady. The best roadie there was. Helped set up Waynestock in the film wayne's world 2.
2 - a complete Nutbar.

So there I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylon, at about 3 o'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town. So - we go. And - it's closed. So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby, breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well, instead of a guard dog, they've got this bloody great big Bengal tiger. I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son... that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms, and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.

your turning out to be a right Del Preston.

by Dann S November 12, 2005

Dirty Preston

Becoming friends with your ex as a rouse to gain their trust. Than when they go on vacation with the person they left you for, you offer to dog sit. The week they are gone you eat nothing but hot and ready pizza, taco bell, and keystone lite. On the last day you dump in their washing machine and dryer lintel trap.

Chad got back at Tom good. He dirty Prestoned him when Tom went to Mexico with Dennis

by Dudelicker February 13, 2019

Dell Preston

A British Roadie destined to help Wayne Campbell set up a concert in Aurora, Illinois, in the film Wayne's World 2, after some incident involving a dream with Jim Morrison and a naked indian

"There I was, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylan, at 4 in the morning, and I had to find 1,000 M'N'Ms for a glass of brandy or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage that night. So there I was, with Keith Moon and David Cosby, and we found this sweet shop, but it was closed.We tried getting in, and instead of having a guard dog, they had a bloody Bengal Tiger. We managed to kill it with a can of mace, but the Shopkeeper and his son, that's a different story altogether. I had to beat them to death with their own shoes. But, we got the M'N'Ms and Ozzy played a great show."

-"Are you Dell Preston ?"
-"I might be."

by partytimeexcellent April 7, 2010

Douglas Preston

Douglas Preston is a writer who was born in 1956. Since then he has written a number of thrillers with his writing partner Lincoln Child, including a series about a detective named Pendergast, and the first of a new series about a detective named Giddeon Crew. He has had a couple of his novels made into movies, including his novel 'Relic', a novel about a monster let loose in the Museum of Natural History. His recent non-fiction novel called 'The Monster of Florence', about a serial killer in Italy, will be made into a movie starring George Clooney who will play Doug.

Douglas has also made numerous appearances on various talk-shows, vouching for the innocence of Amanda Knox, an American exchange student who was convicted of murder in Italy. The same judge Mignini (the judge who convicted her) accused him of being an accessory to murder after Doug criticized the Italian police in his book 'The Monster of Florence'. Since he had absolutely no evidence to support his false claims, he had to let Douglas go.

Douglas Preston is the most awesome thriller writer of the decade.

by Gonzo666 April 6, 2011

prestons dick

There's nothing there

There's Prestons dick... wait where is it

by Whiskdidiejs July 12, 2017

Denny Presson

funny, querky, creative, witty, and a highly intelligent person who impossible to hate because he is always there for his friends when they need him the most and always puts a smile on peoples faces. comes off as shy but once you get to know him you never want to stop being his friend. yet despite these characteristics this awesome guy still doesnt know how amazing he really is.

was that a ray of sunshine or did Denny Presson just walk into the room?

by bball442770 February 18, 2010