Prezels

The wrong way to spell "pretzels".
You're welcome.

OH CRAP I SPELLED "PRETZELS" LIKE "PREZELS"!!!

by Xion.Poops June 29, 2016

presesh

'presesh' is a combination of the words pre and recession. it can be used to refer to anything that seemed worthy of hard earned money before the recession when things were good economically. anything presesh must now seem extraneous, wasteful, and a little tasteless.

Hummer trucks and Juicy sweats are so presesh.

by lemonpie16 January 7, 2010

Presesh

Short for 'Pre-session', the session of drinking before going out to party or club. Generally held at a friends house, to get drunk and hang out before going out.

'You going to the city tonight for Jeremies Birthday'?
'Yeah man, presesh at Nathan's house too'
'Awesome I'll be there'

by Mickky October 14, 2008

Presely

She is whimsical person that is sweet, kind and studies as hard as she can to achieve her goals. loves to read write and watch science fiction. quiet until she know you and then she is a bundle of joy wrapped in a blanket of energy. one of the coolest girls you will meet.

Presley: a girl named Presely once said "john the dipper"

by redtruckblah February 17, 2022

Presely

Presley is weird and makes weird noises but is very funny

"Hey presely"
"ARGH ARGH ARGH"

by Go_away123456782537 December 8, 2022

Mr.presely

A Jewish high school English teacher that has a beautiful mustache. He is also a pot smoker :)

Mr.Presely is selling pot

by t dub 37 February 17, 2017

preselection

Preselection is a principle which dictates that women are more attracted to men that seem attractive to other women. So now because your girl 'selected' you, you must be a good mating choice.

In order to leverage the power of preselection you need to demonstrate that you are preselected by other women. Such as telling beautiful women stories of how you banged other beautiful women.

by Lezzlie Vanauckin April 5, 2017