Premature etextulation

When you are texting someone and hit "send" accidentally before actually writing anything. Subsequently sending a blank text. Using this phase completely absolves your texting incompetence.

George: Hey Gina
Gina:
George: Uh, you sent a blank text.
Gina: Sorry George my phone has premature etextulation.

by jaqueranda December 4, 2009

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Premature Ejaculation

When a boy (specifically a certain pastor's kid) can not keep his cum in his cock and does his shit way too early.

Ben: "Shit I cummed"
Girl: Uhhh we were just kissing

by Phil Robinson May 14, 2004

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Premature Ejavulation

To prematurely fire a javelin while smart-bombing in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2. Can often be the response of a surprised smart-bomber seeing their teammate run by and thus, prematurely firing.

"Ohhfdjgnwtf damn it Evan!" - Asianinvasions7
"Haha What?" - CHOPPA N DA SKY
"Evan ran by my javvy with his big pancake and I Prematurely Ejavulated!" - Asianinvasions7
"LOL Premature Ejavulation does not taste as good as pickle!" - Ryan8102095

by GetToDaCh0ppa July 10, 2011

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premature ejaculation

Accidently activating your "star power" before every one else in your band, unless going solo, can accumulate enough to star power with you.

Rocker 1:
*tilts guitar a bit*
"GODAMMIT, sorry guys. Didn't mean for that to happen."

Rest of band:
"C'MON, man. You gotta get your premature ejaculation under control."

by mr.grey January 21, 2009

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premature ejaculation

Getting so hot and bothered prepatory to intercourse that the male cums on the gal's belly before he can penetrate her.

"No more dates with you, Freddy. This is the third time you've missed and made a mess on my belly. Now lick up every drop of that premature ejaculation!"

by Richard Black August 18, 2006