pregxy

when a pregnant woman is pretty (sexy).

yo, jLo's one pregxy woman!

by coucreme January 19, 2008

presexual marriage

tieing the knot before trying it out.

What a churchy, she totally believes in presexual marriage.

by Justin Edwards June 9, 2005

presexturbation

Masturbating before going on a date so as to be able to last longer when having sex with your date later in the evening.

My girlfriend is super-hot, so I always jack off before we go out. Presexturbation lets me last longer with her later on.

by Dr. Robstew November 16, 2012

Pregxit

1. When you're pregnant but your partner leaves you with your other kids for a business trip to England
2. Maternity leave

My husband pulled a Pregxit when he left for 2 weeks for a business trip to England. And here I'm 6 months pregnant and trying to care for my 3 year old!

by Bikosmom February 3, 2017

presexual harassment

Harassment that occurs before sex. Often consensual during act of sexual action.

Josephine: Morgan you are a piece of shit. (hits Morgan)
(Morgan and Josephine have sex)
Me: Thats presexual harassment.

by ilikeeatingpussy January 16, 2023

preexpiration binge

drinking or eating everything that is about to go bad
also see expiration chug

Paula: What are we going to eat? There's no food in this house.

Simon: I'm sorry but I went on a preexpiration binge last night.

Randy: Yo dog check this out nice performance...

by deez nutz81 July 3, 2008

predexcellent

pretty excellent...

Nev: Hey bro, how you doin today?

Goat: I'm predexcellent man, goin dancing on the beach, shake ma hoofs ya know.

by The Dancing Goats April 22, 2013