pre-poon

pre-poon is used to describe a girl who is not yet appealing, or of a legal age, but whose potential to be so can be clearly seen by all

joes sister is definite pre-poon

by fatpacket October 27, 2008

Pre-Pooparoma

Phobia: When entering a school or public or personal bathroom containing the smell of a previous dump that is either unflushed or Overflown

Dude stay out of the bathroom on the Hall, Mike just left us a pre-pooparoma!

by GatorBait48 April 26, 2010

Pre-Pooped

Walking into a public bathroom which has (recently) been made quiet stanky by some other person (often anonymous), and then coming out of the bathroom only to be blamed for the lingering stank by the next person in line.

So, not only did you have to deal with another person's stinky stank while using the facilities, you also become the culprit for said stink

Dude #1: You gonna hook it up with that hottie you met waiting in line for the bathroom.

Dude #2: I would have, but after I came out of the bathroom, she thought I dropped the stank, but I didn't - I GOT PRE-POOPED!

Dude #1: Aw man, that SUCKS!

by mr_bob_harris October 8, 2010

pre poops

pre poops is an uber cool/smart way to describe your food. It is called pre poops because its going to become a poop. (some part of it anyway)

Also used as a deterant when someone asks you what you are eating, and you dont really care enough to tell them.

Pissed off bitch: ew, what are you eating, that looks nasty.
Friend: looks good what is it?
You:(as your eating) pre poops.
Pissed off bitch: what?
Friend: LOL

by the scene queen August 24, 2010

Pre Poop

A pre poop is similar to pre-cum. When taking (or leaving) a pre poop you let out a small turd before realizing the rest of the log is not ready to exit quite yet. Then you may either sit it out or leave and then return when the rest of the log is ready to exit the anus.

I thought I was ready to take a sloppy shit but it was just a pre poop.

by ChodeFilA July 13, 2022

Pre-Poon-Goon

A natural method to lasting longer during coitus, Pre-Poon-Gooning is an act of masturbation before intercourse with the intention of enlarging ones flacid member and/or having not worry about premature ejaculation.

Luke would need full canisters tonight if he wanted a son; he spent a solo session to Pre-Poon-Goon before she arrived.

by mGBm December 29, 2023

Pre-poor

The word 'Prepoor' refers to someone who has obtained any level of wealth and due to their actions and/or mentailities they are destined to lose said wealth, hence labeling them not currently poor, but if continuing down their current path of unprofitable endeavours, pre-poor.

Bro really is losing all his money gambling on shitcoins, that mf is pre-poor.

by I ufdjvjjsv February 25, 2025