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TV Pooling

A group of people from different households getting together to watch a TV show of their common interest. These groups would typically include working males that 'pool' a TV set to watch a cricket/baseball/rugby/etc. match while their wives are busy watching their soap operas at their homes.
Danny: Hey what time is the soccer coming at?
Leroy: 6:00 on ESPN
Danny: Hell! That's Dinah's Grey's Anatomy time....!
Leroy: Relax! I'll pool my TV in. TV Pooling at my place!!!!
Danny: You're a lifesaver, man. I'll get the beers!
by killerdove October 5, 2011
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Fart Pooling

Either when a single person holds in multiple farts and one time, and decides to release. Or when multiple people hold in a fart and release.
"Man, it smells like shit when you fart pool, go one at a time from now on."

"Okay, Seriously guys, who farted? If all of you guys are fart pooling, get the fuck out!"
by XoutcastX February 17, 2010
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pawling

Pawling is a small town located in Dutchess county. When you tell anyone where your from and you answer Pawling, the chances are that they have never heard of it. This small town is filled with upper/middle class families, with moms who dont work, and dads who commute to westchester or manhattan. The kids in this town are wild and have no limits or rules to abide by, because everyone knows everyone... no one ever gets in trouble or caught, and if they do... their parents can get them out of it. Drinking is by far the most common used type of drug and starts in about the 8th grade. Pot and coke are also on the menu, and are not hard to find. The girls in this town are bitchy and love drama... who has the nicest car, newest 7 jeans, and ugg boots. They love their boys as much as they love to shop. Your typical pawling boy can be found sporting a polo hat on backward covering his long and shaggy hair. Polo, Jcrew, and abercrombie is what youll see these boys wearing when they speed by in their big trucks or little sports cars that their parents bought for them. Most of the kids in this town go on to the typical colleges like cortland, oneonta, uconn, loyola, manhattan, if they dont get too caught up partying.

All in all its a nice little town with for the most part nice people, who like to have fun.
Girl: Hey what are you up to tonight?
Boy: (checks blackberry) Im not sure yet, i hear theres a killer party up on quaker?
Girl: Yeah i heard that too, i guess ill show up... theres nothing else to do in pawling
Boy: Sweet, ill see you there.. i gotta go pick up and get some beer.
Girl: Thats hot... make sure its light beer
by small town boy January 11, 2009
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Pussy Prowling

To prowl for the proverbial pussy. To go out with the intention of getting some poontang, another way of saying On The Pull.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh, Jake is only here cause he wants to get laid.
Girl 2: Yeah, he is totally Pussy Prowling.
by Pendurhh July 6, 2011
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ski polling

In porn, it is where a woman jacks off two men standing above her as she kneels below. She grips their cocks like ski poles and strokes them off.
She was ski polling both guys until they came
by Workaholics_fan March 18, 2014
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Poling

The act of filling a girl's mouth with whipped cream and then ejaculating into it.
Ben was Poling in her mouth last night before they took her to the hospital for her broken pelvis.
by Mon.Goose. November 4, 2010
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Ski Poling

When one girl give two simultaneous handjobs to two men.
*Ergo, "Night Ski Poling" occurs when each man is unaware that the other is receiving a hand as well.
Danielle went ski poling with Latham and Ferris.
by BDubbz David Moreass December 15, 2003
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