maury povich

When two males engage in sexual activity with a female, and they both bust nuts inside of her. Then when the slut err ... female, realizes she's pregnant she won't know who the baby daddy is.

Man, me and my boy Maury Poviched that hoe, and now she don't know which one of us is the baby's daddy

by Clark Kent, Jr January 7, 2008

Poviching

An aggressive and annoying style of argument (based on the majority of arguments that occur on the Maury Povich TV show), in which an individual repeats the same phrase over and over. Meant to simply frustrate the opponent into giving up his/her argument.

Person A: "I really think you just need to look at the facts again... If you did, I think you would change your mi..."
Person B (interrupting): "KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS! KISS MY ASS!"
Person A: "Just listen to what I'm sayi..."
Person B: "KISS MY ASS! KISSSSS MY ASS!"
Person A leaves.

Person C: "Man, Person B is an expert in poviching."

by FigurinItAllOut February 4, 2010

Maury Povich

A guy who is so hardcore feminist it's to the point of being almost nauseating. His favorite theme is the paternity test, and he always coddles the girls and is mean to the men, even the men that are the right (yes, it DOES happen).

Maury Povich is almost out of tampons.

by Katopolis February 14, 2005

Maury Povich predator

When a man is attracted to/or sleeps with pregnant women and is........ NOT THE FATHER!!!

I have been banging all these pregnant women. Can't get them double pregnant.

Man you a Maury Povich predator

by Fertitta03 October 29, 2020

Povich

Slang for paternity test

Yo Ima get me a Povich to see if I'm that baby daddy

by no_won_yuno October 24, 2011

poitch

its a wild card word. A word for all situations and used instead of another word

What the poitch is going on here. I see you did a bit of poitching there last night young poitch. The place has gone to poitch. If I had a poitch I wouldn't give a poitch. Your some poitch. You look like a right poitchy poitch today poitch.

by jasper otoole April 27, 2009

maury povich

the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"

Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.

by Barold binger April 9, 2008