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Butter your potato to your own liking

Originated from the brilliant scientist Dr. Michael Garrity as a metaphor advising people to live life on their own terms.
Shanny: I'm going to marry a Presbyterian.
Dr. Garrity: Butter your potato to your own liking my dear.
by Mohgzilla February 24, 2023
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potato-spaten in your izzie's

When a man (or woman) gets left-over particles from a partner's yeast infection in their pubic hair.
Guy 1: Did you hear? I had intercourse with Beatrice, I'm as big of a boss as Rick Ross.

Guy 2: Nah that skank is dirty. You probably have some potato-spaten in your izzie's now.
by Nino Grieco May 25, 2009
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Did you record this with a potato?

When people post videos of extremely bad quality on Youtube, commentators sometimes post a question asking, “Did you record this with a potato?” This questions how the video poster ever even thought that his video was youtube worthy; videos that receive this comment are often heavily pixellated, corrupted, excessively blurry, or constantly contain text that’s too small to see.

In these comments the word potato is often replaced with something else, for example calculator..
Guy 1: *Shows a video with bad quality*
Guy 2: "Did you record this with a potato?"
by SParwa August 23, 2011
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a potato flew around my room before you came

A potato flying around your room.
Or
Potato is mistaken for "tornado" in the song " thinking bout' you" by Frank Ocean.

Vine related

-Igsophiee | IG
-did you see my potato?
-well..., a potato flew around my room before you came, exuse the mess it made, it usually dosen't rain...
by Sophietooturnt November 22, 2014
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whatever bakes your potato

whatever makes you happy/feel better/or something of the like; usually said in an, "alrighty then, whatever you say..." tone
also a synonym for whatever floats your boat
originally coined by Gibby on iCarly
My unrealistic and innocent friend: OMG, me and Kevin got back to gether again!
Me: (me thinking: oh ya, cheater-Kevin, ugh) Whatever bakes your potato...
My still unrealistic and innocent friend: Teeheeheehee!!
by The Panda Princess December 18, 2012
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Yeet Potato

A hand grenade...

What, you were hoping for something more elaborate?
I straight tossed that yeet potato and blew some shit up!
by Muttemor August 24, 2021
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Snap your potato

When you have a boner and you have to get rid of it really fast so you snap it down.
Yo, you best snap your potato before we get to this baby shower. That wouldn't look good.
by Spunows June 18, 2017
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