When you shove your entire hand with a patato strapped to your wrist and pushing it all the way up some ones asshole. (People do this usually because they are fucking freaks)
by Thiccer_dicker May 24, 2017
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Girl 1: Hey, I found the perfect potato, he’s so romantic and treats me well.
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!
Girl 2: I didn’t know you were potato-sexual too!
by Skysa March 15, 2018
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by Exuberant_Turtle November 28, 2019
Get the Cute beautiful sexy potato pie mug.Someone who doesnt participate during sex. they just lay there and make the other person do all the work.
girl1:"my boyfriend is such a sexual potato! i have truly learned how to ride!!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
girl2:"ha! sucks for you!"
by sexualninjaofLH April 8, 2007
Get the Sexual Potato mug.Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Example 1 :
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.
Example 2 :
"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"
"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
by sazmoola November 30, 2011
Get the sexual potato mug.When a person who usually dresses and looks very plain or frumpy gets all sexy in sexy clothes, hair or makeup but doesn't impress you because you remember what the person usually looks like.
After Mertyle changed her usual look of sweats and baggy t-shits, she looked like a sexy potato at the party with that big hair, fake eyelashes and low cut dress.
by Ingrid Carlos December 19, 2008
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by Thatthotnigger May 20, 2022
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