Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.
by CellarDoor5656 April 13, 2006

Noun: See crunchy and salty in regards to the second definition.
Definition one- A delicious snack consisting of thinly sliced potatos, oil, and salt, cooked to a crisp, and enjoyed by fat Americans everywhere.
Definition two- A person who is both salty and crunchy. They have a feeling of discontent or otherwise, and feel as though they have done too much cocaine.
Definition one- A delicious snack consisting of thinly sliced potatos, oil, and salt, cooked to a crisp, and enjoyed by fat Americans everywhere.
Definition two- A person who is both salty and crunchy. They have a feeling of discontent or otherwise, and feel as though they have done too much cocaine.
by Kneegrodamus October 16, 2013

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by knastyknate February 22, 2004

by Gotthis November 27, 2014

Fingering a girl in a moving car, after done putting your hand out the window for drying, then indulging.
while on a road trip to california i was fingering kristy, when i was done i stuck my hand out the window once her juices dried up i peeled it off and ate it, hence the potato chip
by Fred the babykiller June 12, 2008

Chad hit the dirt, but after he regained conciousness, he realized he turned his $400 wheels into potato chips. He then sat in a corner and cried.
by Sonnybobiche February 24, 2004
