Portion jealousy

Be jealous of the meal that other people have in a restaurant when comparing to your own meal. It happens mostly in a situation where you order something new while your friends stick to what they know to be good or vise versa.

"I'm having the shrimp cocktail for a starter. I want to try something new although a caesar salad that you guys are having might cause me to have Portion jealousy."

by Ooks April 23, 2013

Bristol portions

A large slice of cake, pudding or sweet food.

"What size slice of cake would you like vicar?
Small, medium or Bristol portions"

"Blimey, did you see how much cake Rose had at the office party?"
"yeah, I know, talk about Bristol portions"

by Random Hero November 7, 2019

American Portion

American Portion: Noun. The Whole Damn Thing . All serving in one package.

"Jimmy had an American Portion of pizza and a 48oz diet Coke"

by MKRandall February 9, 2017

portions for foxes

An allusion to a Rilo Kiley song in which she talks about a fuckbuddy relationship meaning that no matter what it's bad news, but both people like it for the time being.

Eventually, sweetie, we'll all be portions for foxes so damn the torpedoes and let me finish.

"'Cause you're just damage control
for a walking corpse like me - like you

'Cause we'll all be
Portions for foxes "

by Alfredo232 November 23, 2011

portion control

Portion control is how much food they serve you at fast food restaurants

Hey bro let's go to Taco Bell no bro you won't get full there their portion control

by jimbomcc February 24, 2017

Horse Portion

The side portion of a persons leg that is exposed while seated on the toilet. This includes (but is not limited to) the lower calf, the thigh and the outer butt cheek. Named after its resemblence to the rear side portion of the equine species. Often the first sight of someone who opens an occupied bathroom door that should have been locked.

(roomate opens bathroom door, only to find his housemate having a bowel movement)
-"DUDE! Lock the door when you're taking a dump. No one wants to see your horse portion!"

by not a MUZEd November 9, 2009

Portion Distortion

The act of making a meal much larger than it should be; hence, you get fat on three meals a day.

Guy 1: Holy shit, how large is that lasagna you're eating? That's enough for at least two people!

Guy 2: So what?

Guy 1: It's portion distortion!

by P R Me June 28, 2010