when your doing something on the net like looking up information for an essay or talking to a friend on msn but end up getting distracted looking @ porn ... can also use pr0nstracted if you think it sounds better
by Martyr-Reb0rn January 16, 2008
Get the pornstracted mug.A crafted photograph of an individual. The image must be an experience of the person telling a story and giving the viewer information about the person. Shopping mall photo stores rarely take the time to create a portrait. Those businesses make template shots of humans. They all look the same, but people are not!
Jim had known Melody for years. He knew everything about her. Over time he created a portrait of her in his mind that he was ready to develop.
by Marc Dunegan November 29, 2007
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Matt: "hey adam"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
Adam: "I had sex with your mom last night, it was porntastic"
Matt: "well... your mom!"
by bdub March 4, 2004
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Damn, did you see that porncruitment ad Ralph posted in the Buttsex Recruiting Room? So much dick! So much bewbs!
by Thirsty Crow August 16, 2019
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Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Technique - lie on your back with a pillow behind your head. With a rolling motion bring your knees as far back towards your head as possible (you may hold your legs with your free arm) Point and shoot...
Good luck and make sure the door is locked
Mike: "I am bored"
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
Lee: "You could always pop into the other room and try to paint your own portrait?"
Mike: "Good idea - I think I shall..."
by Mickey Rawlins October 1, 2009
Get the Paint your own portrait mug.When a website (particularly a forum/discussion site) has been infiltrated by porn, spammers, or other ill-meaning idiots who post completely irrelevant, useless material, thereby defeating the underlying purpose of the site.
orkut has a hell of a lot of good forums out there for people to connect, but too many of the popular ones have been totally pornitrated!
by Geoff Lilley May 15, 2007
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by x0supercool0x February 10, 2008
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