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Pepsickler

A soda machine that doesn't give you your coke after you put over 5 dollars of cash for a 35 cent soda and yet it still does not give you your desirable beverage.And then,after you leave saying "fuck that shit" someone else comes and your soda pops out and they take it.
Jon-"That fucking machine is a pepsickler,i have no goddamn money now"
Brad-"Dude that was smooth"

Random person comes and takes soda
by Galen (hi brian) January 8, 2008
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poopsocker

In reference to players of MMORPG's that instead of taking a break to go to the bathroom, they take off their sock, defecate in it, and throw it aside for later disposal. Refers to someone who stays up all day and all night to play an MMORPG.
"Steve, how'd you make lvl 50 already? You were just lvl 45 a couple days ago. You friggin poopsocker!"
by bigjimdx May 15, 2005
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Turd Popsicle

A much better and more realistic name for the tyrannical "paramount leader" of China Xi Jinping, responsible for allowing Covid-19 to spread all over the world, all because he hates being called Winnie the Pooh. He is known for censoring everything he and his government doesn't like, ranging from TV series, videogames, websites, music, and so on, for opressing Hong Kong, Taiwan, and the Uyghurs, for disappearing people who criticize him, among many other bad things. i.redd.it/mp1fy8603os41.jpg
Damnit, I didn't know the CCP was being run by a Turd Popsicle.
by fuckdaccp April 14, 2020
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popsicle

A girl who is ice cold on the outside and has a stick rammed up her ass on the inside.
"My girlfriend is such a popsicle - when I told her that my mom died, she laughed then went to work for 12 hours."
by Hank Thompkins January 9, 2009
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Floridian Popsicle

Ejaculating into a condom, freezing it to a low freezing point, and devouring it
by Texas slap fest March 11, 2015
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Popscockles

How Skwisgaar Skwigelf pronounces "popsicles".
All right, all right, popscockles we cans haves
by Stabbyraccoon December 11, 2007
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Popdickle

When you supercool water (water that is under 0°C but has not frozen yet) and put your dick in it to make a dick popsicle.
John: Did you hear that Matt did a Popdickle for Amanda?

Arthur: My man!
by Jone786 January 15, 2021
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