poopurgency

A poopurgency is an urgent need to poop that is an emergency. Eminent disaster is about to erupt if a toilet is not found quick.

Dude you better pull over at the next exit, I’ve got a major poopurgency here!!!

by Phishfanhippydude April 16, 2024

poopturkey

The opposite of a jiveturkey. Someone who is a meanie, a bully, or just plain stupid. (I.E. Saddam Hussein)

Saddam, you are a poopturkey!

by AssKlown April 16, 2003

Poopturkeys

To shit all the place

I took a explosive shit and my hands were covered in shit so i put them on the wall and they looked like Poopturkeys

by Brando83 March 25, 2017