Pooprosal

You propose to a girl by putting the ring in a beer preferably a PBR or Natty light. She then drinks the beer without knowing the ring is in it and accidentally swallows the ring. You then dig through her poo to find the ring and propose....

Girl: Im engaged

Girls friend: How did he propose?

Girl: I drank a PBR and swallowed the ring on accident. Later on that night I pooped the ring out. He then found the ring in my poo, got on one knee, and gave me a pooprosal.

by Shizzel Dizzel July 17, 2009

POOPORIAL

A Really really shitty tutorial.

I just finished watching all of the training pooporials, and I'm pretty sure that now I'm way worse at this than I was before I started.

by LarchOye April 1, 2015

poopocalypse

An extraordinary event involving a Roomba smearing dog shit all over the house in the middle of the night in an aesthetic manner similar to a Jackson Pollack painting. The term was originally coined by David Pakman Show producer Jason and reiterated by producer Louis on August 18th, 2016.

"The Roomba is a great tool for cleaning your house but, if you have a pet who shits during the night, can lead to a 'Poopocalypse' ."

by Pakman's Man Pack August 18, 2016

poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious

to have a wonderful time pooping!!

did you have a poopercalifragilisticexpialidoodcious on the toilet???!!!!!!!

by b ccgnhmjukh,. February 7, 2019

poopocalypse

n. Catastrophic spillage of feces. Often involves splatters on walls and ceilings during diaper changes and results in liberal swearing, heavy drinking, vows of celibacy etc.

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Go to sleep Delano. Mommy is going to drink wine until she forgets your latest poopocalypse.

by gnostic3 March 7, 2015

Poopervalve

The asshole

I ate a zinger burger last night, it was nice but it burnt my Poopervalve on the way out

by Uncle Doogs May 31, 2022

Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

by -Office wife November 24, 2009