Poopie

A cutsie way of saying a Phat Shit

person 1: Where you been all night bro?
person 2: I been taking a phat ass poopie sorry.

by peepeepoopooman:) July 6, 2020

poopie nuts

Wiping an ass back to front with the result having shit smeared across the back side of the scrotum. People with this condition typically feel a crusty, foul smelling, and very uncomfortable sense of unease while presenting an extreme lack of personal hygiene. It can be devastating for the partner when participating in sexual intercourse. The only way to aviod is wiping the rectal region with 3ply toilet paper in a front to back manner.

My friend wiped his ass from back to front and ended up with poopie nuts.

by The one who smiles December 29, 2007

poopie dickin

Unhygienic anal sex resulting in the transfer of fecal matter from the dirty anus of the partner getting banged to the penis of the unsuspecting penetrator, most often occurring between gay males.

Ted and Randy went back to Ted's trailer for some box wine and some serious poopie dickin.

by Skip Bumphrey April 5, 2008

Poomiliation

When you walk into the bathroom right after someone who made a ..... well let's just say a "stinky" and you get blamed for his/her mistake by the next person entering into the bathroom.

Johnny first experienced "poomiliation" at the age of 16 upon entering into the restroom at a fancy restaurant after the man before him had enjoyed his baked beans a little too much. The man in line behind Johnny handed him a bottle of Bean-O and told him to be on his way.

by SenorT January 3, 2009

poopiemuffin

A woman with a disgusting pussy. Also used as an insult to friends.

John: Hey man did you fuck her yet?

Craig: No man she's got a poopiemuffin.

John: Hey Craig you kickin' it at bayshore today, got plenty of girls comin' to.

Craig: Naw nigga got do with gymnastics.

John: Crag why you gotta be sucha poopiemuffin.

by Craig Got $wag March 4, 2013

poopal area

Another name for the bunghole, the asshole, the toilet muscle, the butt, the rosebud, the brown starfish, etc. -- the place where turds come from.

So named because it is in the area of the body where one generally leaves a shit (I know it's supposed to be 'takes a shit' but you don't take shits, you LEAVE shits!)

John didn't want to go to the dollar store with his sister this morning because his poopal area was feeling particularly shitty.

by Telephony July 6, 2013

blow dryer poopie

Blow dryer poopie, often referred to as BDP, is the act of using a common hair dryer for heat while pooping. BDPs are most common during the winter months when the toilet seat is especially cold.

I didn't want to my blow dryer poopie to end but my legs started getting numb.

I was late for work this morning because my BDP was so relaxing.

by Gajapidi March 18, 2014