poop dick

A large penile shaft submerged in the anal crevise, wich then leads to fecal matter on the presently erectile man beef.

Richerd Simmons

by Rashiem Mohomid Abdul Jabar Smith July 7, 2003

Poop Dick

To receive feces on ones penis.

Bitch didn't wipe good, gave me poop dick!

by Paddy O' September 28, 2008

poop dick

A male penis submerged in shit after having anal intercourse.

Jonas got a poop dick after having buttsex with Rachel.

by Iadan and Ecilec February 3, 2009

poop dick

smelly material covering a mans wee wee after he inserts it into the butt hole of a human/ armadillo

Lindsey Pusslander enjoys sucking the poop dick of cubans after they have run an anal train on her.

by jizzem May 11, 2006

poop dick

when a male wipes back-to-front after pooping, resulting in poop getting all of their penis and testicles.

carl: “why do they call bob poop dick?”
billy: “bro cus he wipes back to front after he takes a shat so he gets it all over his shaft.”

by TheOrdinaryB October 20, 2018

poop dick

when your dick's got poop on it.

branden's biomembrane is lookin like quite a poop dick today.

by bee rye ahn July 8, 2007

Poop dick carwash

A girl's mouth when she gives a guy with a poop dick a blowjob.

Rachel's mouth became a poop dick carwash when she gave Jonas a blowjob.

by lollllllllllll696969 January 2, 2010