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softcore pornography

Porn without the "porn" in it.
Basically way less vague and often looked on as beautiful or art.

"It's designed to a visual aphrodisiac – a seduction. It typically contains nude/semi-nude actors involved in love scenes."
"Softcore pornography does not contain explicit depictions of vaginal or anal penetration, cunnilingus, fellatio and ejaculation."
So i was watching this show on --- and there was some softcore porn (softcore pornography) in it, i looked over and my girl looked like she was enjoying it a "little" too much.
by Pesco (Pablo Escobar) March 3, 2016
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Boudoir Photography

The art of offering space, trust and time to a person, or group of people, allowing them to express themselves as they would in the privacy of their own Boudoir. The craft lies on ones ability to adapt, blend in, disappear into the shadows. Sometimes, pictures also come out of this.
Have you checked out Mr London Boudoir's work? Most people thought he is just a weird old guy, using Boudoir Photography to get women to take off their clothes. Whereas he is just a decent listener.
by iAmJackOat June 14, 2020
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pornography

1) educational programming recommended junior high students who need to see how its done

2) a collection of dvd's stored in your dad's closet marked 'baby pictures'
1) Emily and Jack ate carrots as they watched pornography.
2) Yes.. this is a boring box of baby pictures.. please do not open this box..
by jimmy huynh March 2, 2003
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pornography

95% of the websites on the internet.
by teh best evar January 12, 2004
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Optimistic Photography

The practice of using camera angles and strategic cropping to alter the subject of the photograph's perceived attractiveness. When used in conjunction with photo-manipulation, it can be a potent and effective means of convincing others that this individual is not fat and/or ugly.

Optimistic Photography is seen primarily in social media, most prevalently on dating sites. A person exploiting optimistic photography will use it to extract features which are unattractive, and shift attention to those which are more attractive.

When the compounding effect of alcohol is added, the mind of the drinker can confuse the earlier (first) impression of the subject with the cold, hard, unfortunate truths of reality and fact. The optimism lurks quietly in the mind of the victim.

For educational purposes only:

1) A downward camera angle can hide the volume (and thus, mass) of a person.
2) Taking a picture of oneself (close range) will also hide the shear size and volume of the subject.
3) Elongating the jaw or using unnatural facial expressions during a photograph can give the illusion of a thinner (and leaner) face. This can, in turn, alter the perception of a person's baseline attractiveness
4) A blurry picture, bright flash, or blown out contrast can also hide blemishes or wrinkles which may appear in reality.

Note: Publishing old pictures, while misleading, does not fall under this definition, but would still be considered trickery, of which optimistic photography is a form.
Oh my god, Holly looks about 100 lbs. (45 kg.) heavier than on her Myspace. Her optimistic photography almost sent me cow tipping!

I want to shake the hand of the optimistic photographer who ironed out her beat-ass face!

My blind date must have actually thought I was blind. She looks NOTHING like her optimistic profile picture!
by BigBOAT April 2, 2011
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Violent Pornography

1.Violent Pornography is a song by System of a Down which involves choking chicks and sodomy.
Also, apparently everybody fucks, sucks, cries, and dies.
2. a porongrapy that is violent in nature
It's a Violent Pornography, choking chicks and sodomy, the kinda shit you get on your T.V.

Matt stabbed the hoe in the Violent Porongraphy.
by Chilly Willy October 12, 2005
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thin angle photography

The type of photos fat women use in their facebook and online dating profiles. A picture taken from above the head at an angle that deceptively hides how massive the cow really is.
Leonard: Hey Josh, look at this chick on e-harmony! She is a real looker! I got a date with her this weekend!

Josh: Nah dude, don't mean to disappoint you, but check the angle of the shot- taken from up-high and to the left... total fatty using thin angle photography to hide the mass. Her face ain't bad though.
by 31Flavors October 12, 2012
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