Poontang Pirate

Someone who goes on adventures looking for booty.

Sometimes even the most experienced Poontang Pirates can find themselves in slippery situations.

by IronMikey March 8, 2023

a la carte poontang

More or less friends with benefits. Getting sex without being in a relationship.

I don't like relationships, so I just get a la carte poontang from Mel whenever.

by iTeabaglolz October 22, 2010

poonitis

1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.

1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."

by Yoge and Spanky February 21, 2008

poontangry

poontangry (poon tang ree) ADJECTIVE. Hostile female sexuality, with lots of biting, scratching, slapping and swearing.

Jimmy- What the fuck is the matter with Ava? I tried to get close to her and at first she kisses back and sighs like she's really into it. Then she starts swearing and smacking me and using her claws! It turned into a hatefuck. I have never seen anybody that poontangry.

Paul- Oh, yeah, she's like that. She can be very wrathful. That's normal for her. So I guess you told her to screw off, huh?

Jimmy- Hells no. Even a withered old poontangry hatefuck is better than no fuck at all.

by Maxhole June 22, 2009

Ponting

Pointing, the act of sustained bouncing of the heel by continued straining and relaxation of the Achelous tendon.

As he sits there ponting at his options, he started to develop a cramp.

by ExtendedDictionaryMan September 10, 2018

Poontangerang

Poontangerang is poontang that you try to throw away, but it just keeps on coming back.

Rick: "Are you and Bethany still together?"
Steve: "You wouldn't think so. I haven't called her in like a week. I even slept with her sister, but that poontangerang keeps peepin' me up!"

by D.R. Strange May 9, 2007

poongtang

Indian/ Middle Eastern vagina.

Hello, my friend. Poongtang for you today?

by mR.siNiSTer October 10, 2006