1. The condition which arises from extended periods without poon, or having sex. Patients suffer from poonitis will experience a burning in the loins for the heat of a woman's genitals, depression, loss of self esteem and will moan things such as "poon!" and "I need to get some." While masturbation may relieve the symptoms of poonitis temporarily it provides no real cure and the intense burning of the loins will return. The only known cure for poonitis is in fact the heat of a woman's genitals, or sex. If left untreated poonitis can result in loss of vision, malnutrition and even death.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
2. Some people are immune to poonitis most notably, Clay Aiken and Senator Larry Craig. Although the reason for this is remains unclear.
1. "Dude I haven't had any in 2 months, I'm afraid I've got poonitis."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
2. "Ever since I broke up with my girlfriend I've had poonitis. But now it's getting really severe, I think I've started going blind!"
3. "It has been one long year since we have lost Jimmy to poonitis. If only he had not tried to wait till marriage he might be with us today."
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1. Large amounts of teenage vagina achieved within a fortnight.
2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.
(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
2. An overwhelming amount of vaginal fluid.
(The different uses of Poonani Tsunami are to be recognized through the expression on the speakers face.)
Ex 1. I've been riding a poonani tsunami all week and I'm having a lot of fun.
Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
Ex 2. There was a poonani tsunami and it got all in my eyes.
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Get the poonanipanini mug.When a chick texts pics of her snatch to a guy she doesn't even know, hoping to "get" him by appealing to his typical, brainless, male-dog nature.
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
She lures him in with that promise of free and easy pussy, and he totally regrets banging her later when he comes to his senses and realizes that she's obviously a crazy bitch.
These chicks usually have no money or skills, and their pussy is the only thing they've got to offer.
Chicks who poon for rides usually have STDs that can ruin a man's relationship with a good woman.
The better-lookin' she is, the more chance you have of catching something from her!
"This chick is totally Poonin' For A Ride! She randomly contacted me online and sent me pics of her twat!
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
Naturally, I gotta go meat that poon! Whoa she's good-looking, guess I'd better wrap it too...."
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Get the Poonin' For A Ride mug.The act of seeking out fat girls to hook up with. It is derived from the word harpoon which was used to hunt whales.
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