poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

by duTiFul April 9, 2009

poonap

To rest your eyes for a short time period whilst mid-poo resulting in your friends wondering why you to took so long in the toilet.

Jane: What on earth have you been up to John? You were in the toilet for ages!
John: Sorry, I just had a little poonap.

by MrsKensington September 4, 2016

poonapple

An unusually coarsly-haired vagina, sometimes with the hair growing into the labial gap.

My dick kept getting scratched and chafed by her poonapple.

by P. Lucho July 19, 2004

Poonapalooza

Simialr to an orgy; multiple persons having sex in the same place.

I cant wait till Poonapalooza at your house.

by kerstinissexysoisanna November 7, 2006

poonaplate

“Poonaplate”

As in:
Poonaplate’s TikTok account. Meaning, “poo on a plate.” This TikTok we has 22.3k followers, and 84.7k likes.

Person 1: “Omg! Have you seen poonaplate’s TikTok account?”
Person 2: “No, who’s that?”
Person 1: “A tiktoker with 22.3k followers and 84.7k likes!”
Person 2: “Cool!”
Person 1: “They used to do gacha.”
Person 1: “Now they upload danganronpa content.”
Person 1: “Pretty cool, right?”
Person 2: “Yeah.”

by User1963916399 June 12, 2021