poit

n. A very weak fart.

v. To make a very weak fart.

*On the way to S.A., TX*

Rohit: *poit*

by Michael Maughton January 01, 2008

poit

a pirates vagina, aka a pirates goit

"core look at blackbeards poit"

by gash hound 5 March 23, 2009

Poit

An all-purpose word, usually used to avoid answering a question.

"Billy, did you do your homework?"

"Poit!"

by Kiko December 17, 2003

Poit

A poit is someone who writes poetry, but is not famous.

Jill: My favorite fake poet is this kid sam I know.
Henry: Oh, do you mean poit?
Jill: Yeah, that!

by Beebes July 22, 2009

poit

POIT, the explosive sound of vaginal farting during intercourse or directly afterwards as the penis is withdrawn.

POIT!!!! "Damn, that slut emits POIT with all of that air fucked into her cuntie LIKE NO TOMORROW; shit, man, she's as bad as those POIT explosions when I fuck her brother"

by Rob Jackson May 02, 2005

poit

Poit is the fluid as a result of sex. ie: sperm

Susie: My little jaunt with billie in the bathroom was nice, but he got poit all over my dress!

by TheVoice December 19, 2004

Poits day

Piss on it, Tomorrows Saturday.

Hey Chuck, you going to get that report done soon?

No! Its Poits Days afterall.

by BlocRoc October 16, 2015