politser

a guy who wear holister but thinks hes a gangster.

look at that guy wearing the preppy cloths, what a fucking politser

by tim tom fuckkkkk March 1, 2008

profits backyard

Is the muslum martial ritual of the wife giving her husband anal sex.

Dean asked Shaneen to marry him so he could her profits backyard

I think Allah would approve.

by Sheepdog71 November 29, 2017

Politseiulem

Estonian word for Police Chief.

Jalil is the police chief in the police station, he’s a Politseiulem.

by jillybeanapril February 27, 2023

profitsaga

profit-saga (SAH-GAH) means a journey of making money (profit). almost like a true story on the adventures of how you became successful financially. this meaning is used almost like you made an monopoly and have a story to it.

here is how I've made a profitsaga over the course of my life...

by nextup2025youllseeyourself January 7, 2025

politstitute

A politician that sells himself to special interest groups.

The President has become the largest politstitute in the in history of the presidency.

by mlhiss August 12, 2025

, MAX PROFITS

Something you say when things are going better than expected or your profit ratio has reached it's full potential. It is often conjoined with the phrase, "ROMANS!" more often than not. A high Five or other congratulatory gesture is often expected immediately after this happy phrase is shouted.

"My stocks just shot through the roof, MAX PROFITS!"
"Bro, she slept over and left in the morning without me even asking, MAX PROFITS!"
"I just found 600 dollars, MAX PROFITS, ROMANS!"

by PaulyMcity February 5, 2014

False Profits

To Benefit off something fake/fictional or To accuse someone of not speaking truthfully.

Definition 1: "batman and spider-man are both great false profits."

Definition 2: "I'm tired of you and your false profits, just tell me the truth."

by SonHunter May 28, 2018