“I really have to stop trying to butt-fuck myself all the time,” said A-Rod, “because I’m getting one heck of a Jorge Posada.”
by hebpro November 6, 2007
Get the Jorge Posada mug.Porada always has a bullshit excuse why he can't hangout. Porada is always looking for a way out of social situations especially when when the event he's trying to miss is going to be fun. Porada in every social situation acts like a homeless dog where he shakes uncontrollably. Don't even think about bringing girls around him he won't talk and its a waste of time.
Jack: "Hey Porada want to go to the party with me tonight?
Porada: "Sorry I can't on the next quarter crescent moon I have baseball practice and also since its leap year I need to pull snails from the ground ."
Porada: "Sorry I can't on the next quarter crescent moon I have baseball practice and also since its leap year I need to pull snails from the ground ."
by Slimeslime455 February 23, 2023
Get the Porada mug.Related Words
Poçada • posada • Pacada • Pacaday • Picadapha • Pocahanta Virus • poladas • Pomadable • Porada • jorge posada
posada is the last name of possibly one of the greatest catchers in the game of baseball. He is a great man whos son tragicly was born with an illness. Mr. Posada will go down in history for being a great baseball player and having an even greater personality.
by john cry October 26, 2005
Get the posada mug.by otto titslinger June 1, 2004
Get the jorge posada mug.by Oldguysrule July 27, 2012
Get the Posada mug.by Tbizzle February 28, 2005
Get the jorge posada mug.A) Pocahanta Virus is a condition that an individual may have when constantly in pursuit of sex with Native Americans. Similar to Jungle Fever.
B) Having a little bit of Hantavirus. (Spanish)
B) Having a little bit of Hantavirus. (Spanish)
Skylar: "Bro, I was at the Casino on the Rez last night, and banged the cocktail waitress after her shift. I think I contacted a wicked case of Pocahanta Virus."
by Dread Pirate Doris Roberts September 22, 2016
Get the Pocahanta Virus mug.