phailure

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

by Yogo540 January 9, 2005

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pailbat

The Pailbat is one of the weapons that the Gropagas are most often instructed to use to capture runaway prisoners. It is basically a bat with a bucket attached at the top end of it with the the handle of the bucket linked at the bat.

IT BEGINS

All who refuse to hail Inglip shall be beaten with this pailbat!

by LIMA JULIET April 3, 2011

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Prailer

A combination of preview and trailer, as in a movie preview/trailer.

Edward: What's the difference between a preview and a trailer?
Harry: I don't know. Just call them prailers. I looked it up on urbandictionary.

by pjunk January 3, 2009

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Pailyn

A short Indian kid who plays drums and is very smart

Person One: Wow that short kid is good at drums
Person Two: He's also very smart I heard he is 2 levels higher than he most people his age in math.
Person One: He must be a Pailyn

by FlubDrummer69420 February 7, 2023

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phail'd

word said to another when he/she fails at something (a game, a contest, a test, etc.); pronounced like "failed;" after saying "phail'd," make sure to spell it out for them so it's not the normal "failed."

{Bruno attempts to bring himself up to his feet when on his back, ninja-style; he fails and lands on his back}

Person: Phail'd. P-h-a-i-l-apostrophe-d.

by El_Scorcho November 6, 2004

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