PND

A filthy whore.

Oh my GOD! Your grandma is a total PND.

by sexy_sega_swirl March 29, 2003

PND

A rabid trunk monkey with an enlarged peenus.

1. "My god, a PND just escaped from the zoo!"
2. "A bird, a plane! No! A PND launched from a canon!"

by kekeke ^_^ March 29, 2003

PND

PND (punk nigga deceased) is when a punk nigga has died from another punk nigga. Also used in a Eazy-E song “ole school shit”

”And you won't see R.I.P., you'll see P.N.D
A Punk nigga deceased“-dresta

“Bro I just killed that guy, PND amirite”

by Baconlord December 4, 2019

PND

A rare species of that which pertains to the exotic Koala Bear; enjoys consuming mass quantities of shit.

Look over there in the trees! It's a rare PND, eating goat shit!

by BJ-tron-5000 March 29, 2003

PnD

PnD = Pump and Dump used in Cryptocurrency Trading

Hey have you heard about this new PnD group promoting 30% returns in days?

by AidsSquirrel January 24, 2018

PND

PARTYNEXTDOOR: a canadian RnB Singer, song-writer from Mississauga, the first Artist signed to Drake’s record Label OVO back in 2013

PND got a hell of a vibe !
I always play PND at night, he’s my favorite singer
Shout the ones from the west who know wus good with PND

by xo.starboy December 15, 2021

PND Syndrome

This is also known as, "Person Nearest the Door Syndrome." This rarely fatal but often times annoying syndrome occurs when your desk is nearest to the main door to your office. This awkward location paired with visitors coming in and looking to you as the office Receptionist can surmount and lead to some frustrating symptoms.

Symptoms of PND Syndrome include but are not limited to: daily irritability, mild to severe headaches, loss in productivity, interrupted lunch breaks, fake smiling, loss of enthusiasm, distaste for visitors, and difficulty focusing.

"Did you hear about Janet in accounting? She assaulted a UPS guy with a stapler this morning."
"Yeah, I've heard she's been having some real bad PND Syndrome."

by ChadVision4.0 July 30, 2019