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Anal Plunderer

When someone gives rough, vigorous anal sex, creating a vicous bleeding wound out of the sphincter. Then pulls out with blinding speed erecting a pink sock of unimaginable size.
Jane calls me an Anal Plunderer because I tore out her anus and sent her to the hospital in unbearable pain, while she beld from her anal oraphus.
by Jane Slayer January 19, 2006
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Cunt Plunderer

Cunt Plunderer is another funner term for man whore. It is not an offensive insult it is the sort of term you would use to make fun of a friend.
you " wheres bob"
friend "probably trying to get into that girls pants"
you "she needs to watch out he's a hell of a cunt plunderer"
by beauwtw January 8, 2013
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puddle ponderer

(1) One who ponders puddles

(2) One who over analyzes every detail of life and perceives meaning in objects or ideas that have none.
Guy: This morning I was looking at a drop of dew on a freshly mowed blade of grass and it made me think of how a human life can be cut down so cruelly by perfectionism.

Girl: I'm sorry, I can't take you seriously. You're such a puddle ponderer.
by jubezz October 30, 2010
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hobo plunder

1. Items that a homeless person has. Usually stored in a bag, cart, or some other form of portable carrying device.

2. Useless items found in an MMORPG.
1. Wow, that homeless guy has a huge cart. And its filled to the brim with Hobo Plunder.

2. My inventory is full? I must have grabbed too many broken datapads, and other Hobo Plunder.
by Spades85 April 3, 2005
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Plunder whore

A person who only hangs around you when they want something.; A user
A phony that only invites you to events to gain gifts or something of value.

EXAMPLE: my phony friends are plunder whores.
by rapunzell November 19, 2012
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Plundergarments

Unisex clothing that is solicited by a woman typically after the distraught realization that the only clothing available after a night of sleeping over is the tattered remains of a dress worn the previous evening. They are requested to avoid the embarrassment of the walk of shame. Plundergarments are almost always several sizes larger than the woman's size and are likely never going to be returned, and thus it is recommended the clothes furnished have little or no personal value.
"Hey girl, those are some nice boy shorts! Where'd you get them?"
"I was surprised when the center from the basketball team gave them to me as plundergarments after our fling last week. I want to keep them, and I haven't returned his texts asking for them back!"
by JAKarp October 11, 2009
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Cock Ponderer

Someone who is constantly thinking about the cock. The person whose ideas either become drafted into cock masterpieces, or they become a cock fiend and sell drugs to get some cock.
Damn, man, that chick was fiending for your D. I'm telling you, bro, she's a serious cock ponderer.
by lTronHubbard August 25, 2008
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