Plumper is a term used by women who want to feel good about their unhealthy obesity because they're too lazy to diet and exercise. Unfortunately for them, they won't have very long to enjoy feeling good about being fat, as they will likely be dead from a massive coronary before the age of 50.
It's no surprise that the term plumper was invented in the United States. Because, sadly, we have BY FAR the highest obesity rate on the planet. And instead of solving the problem, we invent terms like this so that people feel good about themselves, even when they get winded by waddling to the freezer for their daily quart of ice cream.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
On the upside, those of us in decent shape are becoming more of a rarity, and are therefore more desirable and sought after than the fat masses.
by klopek007 May 20, 2008
1.) A large particularly juicy "Dab"(BHO/Concentrated Marijuana)
2.) A rather well endowed set of round bodacious breasts.
2.) A rather well endowed set of round bodacious breasts.
1.) "Hey dude! Come get yourself a PLUMPER"
2.) Guy 1: "So I was talking to this girl Maria today an-..."
Guy 2: "Who's Maria does she got nice plumpers?"
Guy 1:"She's got some ...Preeetty nice plumpers ^_^"
2.) Guy 1: "So I was talking to this girl Maria today an-..."
Guy 2: "Who's Maria does she got nice plumpers?"
Guy 1:"She's got some ...Preeetty nice plumpers ^_^"
by Mr. Simone August 28, 2022
A plumper is a fat woman. If you don't look at her huge disgusting saggy stomach hanging down over the hips, you might even fancy her, but only cos she's got really big tits.
The plumper looked ok from the tits up, but the sight of her huge disgusting stomach made me feel physically ill.
by Juan Kerr January 12, 2005
a website where morbidly obese women show there FUPA's to fat men who eat nothing but mediocre steaks and twice baked potatoes. The fat man who denies ever visting this website cant find his own penis because he is so fat.
by G-Men December 21, 2006
by Star Fish September 09, 2005
by ziptied April 01, 2003
A person mostly described as poopy or a bundle of sticks. This type of person usually is in a group of friends who always rage quits a game of Smash bros and calls everyone Fags
by pooper2923 March 24, 2018