plart

All matter even a fart is made up of one of four substances, gas fart, solid poop, liquid fuice, or plasma plart. A plart is when you fart or drop a duece and the gas form of a turd known as fart is accompanied by a plasma goo, usually very warm.

Michael: a crap, I just farted and somethin' else came out with it.
Josh: did you shart?
Michael: No.
Josh: did you fuice?
Michael: No, I think I plarted.

by Josh Allard August 2, 2006

Plart

A Plane Fart - a fart that you let out very slowly when you are on a plane so that you don't gas-attack everyone in the immediate vicinity, especially the people sitting right next to you. Depending on the size of the fart, and the seating situation, the plart may need to be let out over a relatively long period of time.

Yo, I had to let a massive one loose, so I just plarted for like the last 20 minutes.

by soopster December 16, 2008

plarf

when one goes to burp and a little vomit comes up

Dude, I just plarfed in my mouth and it tastes disgusting

by caseyG January 19, 2008

plarf

Plarf is a word used when you are frustrated..

"jfasjkj Plarf! i can't solve this math problem!"

by Lalalalalla!! November 6, 2007

plarfer

Plarfer means whatever you want it to mean. Plarfer was first spoken in 1887 by Samson Pibbles Bradley and is commonly used with handicapped people nowadays.

That guy is a plarfer.

by plibcork June 28, 2009

plart

to dig vigorously; in the literal and figurative sense.

1. the girl plarted her way through the pile of old apenglish papers only to discover her epic failures.
2. the student plarted through The Grapes of Wrath in search for the impossible answer her teacher questioned.

by sidle-flake-enthusiast March 2, 2009

Plarty

A party full of fat/disgusting people

Guy 1: Dude, how was that party last night?
Guy 2: Oh man you were lucky you didn't go. It was a complete plarty.
Guy 1: Ah... I'm sorry.
Guy 2: It's okay, I got to eat some cake off some fat chicks ass.
Guy 1: Isn't that from Family Guy?
Guy 2: Way to ruin it.

by Pesp July 19, 2010