"Planning a diarrhea" is a humorous way of referring to a planned sick leave from work, especially when it's not backed by actual sickness, but rather to spend paid sick days for things other than sickness.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
Diarrhea is used as an excuse for the leave, as it's cumbersome enough to keep one from leaving home, warrants little explanation, and may not require a doctor's note to justify the sick day, as it can go away on its own.
* So, are you working on Tuesday?
** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
** Nah. I'm planning a diarrhea for that day. Got stuff to do at home.
by Abarbarea August 29, 2022
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Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.
Creating a city with a thought of being used by the future generations. Commonly in central Europe.
A: ''Berlins city planning is very creativel, wide streets and low buildings''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''
B: ''Yeah, sure, thats for the russians, so they are able to drive their tanks easier this time''
by gravemaster February 23, 2011
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Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
Guy: I'm gonna cum
Guy pulls his cock out of the bitch and sprays his load over her tits.
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Since committing her 2nd PUI (planning under the influence) in one weekend, Joyce has been labeled as the flake in her group of friends.
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T-Pain stage crashing Jay Z during a set while spittin "D.O.A". Lil' Mama invading the stage during Jay Z and Alicia Keys' set at the 2009 VMA's.
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Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
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