pirate hooker

A cheap one legged, one eyed prostitute who services men for extremely cheap. Hopefully she carries around a parrot on her shoulder.

Dayum i skull fucked that pirate hooker sarah riley helluh hard last night.

by siesta October 24, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A girl who follows guys around and calls them "captain" in a seductive way.

"Tyler and Marie are Mark's Pirate Hookers"

by JMAN36969 December 11, 2009

Pirate Hooker

A walking semen vessel that smells like off crab meat and frequents bars to lubricate her insatiably hungry meat cave.

Yo is that a crab bisque or is the pirate hooker around..

by Tuppy ole July 22, 2009

Pirate Hooker

A girl who will service a large group of men.

Normally called Fr0g

That girl was a getting all over.

I know. . . like a pirate hooker.

by Sammiesunshines January 16, 2009

pirate hooker

-when someone does something that is totally skanky, they are called a pirate hooker

Cathy - "hey i just hooked up with this guy from the mall."
Sue - "what was his name?"
Cathy - "dunno."
Sue - "You're such a pirate hooker!!"

by reve January 7, 2006

Pirate Hooker

A bad ass chick that is down for her man. She exudes confidence and sexuality. She's a flirt. Her sex drive is equal to her man's. She can hang with the boyz but is still a lady.
Pirate Hookers usually travel in groups. With their men along for the ride.

No celebrity pirate hookers known....

by Angie Pastinucci March 20, 2009

pirate hooker

An ironically affectionate term for a woman. Often the superficial definition of whore or slut is used and implied, but most usages don't actually imply the woman is a "whore" or "hooker" but in fact its a joking compliment to a woman's personality when she is singles and looking for a partner.

Synonym:pirate wench

Oh my god Susan, I can't believe you're into him! You're such a pirate hooker!

by Turtledee November 22, 2015