Oneness Pentacostals

Back-flipping, tongues-speaking baboons

Billy: WTF! Why is he doing back-flips and acting like a damn tool?

Fredrick: He's one of those oneness pentacostals.

by Mystery dink January 2, 2009

Pimento promise

When you lay your dick across her stomach and shout or otherwise assertively state, "I will find your mouth."

She didn't think I was into her but then I made the pimento promise. She knew I was in.

by Sholomthra April 23, 2021

Pimental

A Portuguese Hot Pepper farmer. Known regionally for warming and pickling the peppers inside their own anuses. They are often agitated and upset for seemingly no reason, but it's only the hot pepper juice curing deep inside of them. Forgive them, for they know not what they do.

"Hey, that guy at the bar was just angry at me for giving him pretzels"

"Oh, don't worry about that my friend, he's just a Spicy Butt Pimental"

"Oh OK, Its cool then."

by ThadeDidThis April 9, 2010

pentacox

(noun, verb) Also referred to as dvado, when five penises are in one woman simultaneously. Most traditionally this is achieved through two in the vagina, one in the anus, and two in the mouth. In verb form it is the act of performing said formation.

Mona Lisa smiled shyly after being pentacoxed.

Derek, Denny, Damien, Dante, and Dustin had a great time with Leslie at the pentacox last night.

by DoctorTurdWord August 19, 2010

Pimental

Used to describe an extremely horny female. They are very hard to spot, as they are very self conscious and discreet. Usually can be seen with a slight wimp, and may seem out of it from time to time.

*Penny Walks In*
Booty Boy: Something seems off about Penny today
Joshua: Yeah, she was going Pimental last night, It took 5 guys to calm her down ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Booty Boy: Ohhhhh myyy, berry nice
Penny: Y'all something else

by NotBootyBoy December 8, 2016

Pimento

A tiny piece of shit in one's urethra, often found after unprotected anal

Jimmy: Yo Steve, I heard you fucked Suzy in the back door last night!

Steve: Yea man, ho needs to wipe better. I got a nasty pimento, needed to get out the tweezers

by FastEddie7000 January 1, 2014

Pentacostal fuck

People who believe the pentecost is a national rape-your-mother holiday.

I've heard that the pentacostal fuck are targeting 5ft brunettes with size B cups.

by Bad C dev August 26, 2021