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pillowpants

a cute petname given to someone who is very sleepy.
Valerie: I'm so tired. ::yawn:: I think I might just go to bed.
Renan: Ok pillowpants, I'll join in a few minutes.
by valpak August 14, 2006
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pillocking pillock

An expression for someone who is an especially annoying pillock. It was used in an episode of Friday Night Dinner.
by QuackingEldrich_101 July 11, 2021
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pillowhands

A man who’s hands don’t specifically resemble a pillow, but if he hits you, it’ll either put you to sleep or be quite comfy and feel like you’ve put your head on a pillow. Generally this guy is an weapon and should only be attacked from behind with a bootyhole lick.
Did you see that guy get pillowhands’d.

That dude hits so soft it’s like hes got pillowhands.
by Toptier shithousery November 21, 2021
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Pillican

A humorous, mildly insulting slang term used to describe a person who is behaving foolishly, cluelessly, or with misplaced confidence. The word is a hybrid of pelican and pillock, combining the absurd, vacant connotations of pelican with the established British insult pillock.

Etymology & insult context:

Pelican (informal insult): Used jokingly to imply someone looks or acts gormless, awkward, or vacant — often referencing the bird’s ungainly appearance or its large beak, suggesting a lack of awareness rather than stupidity.

Pillock (British slang insult): Refers to a stupid, irritating, or foolish person; mildly offensive but commonly used in a light-hearted or exasperated way.

Pronunciation note:
Pronounced as though a New Zealander is saying pelican, with flattened vowels and relaxed emphasis.

Tone:
Lightly mocking and informal; intended as playful or ironic rather than genuinely aggressive.
He forwarded the wrong attachment to everyone — what a pillican.

Stop being a pillican and read the email properly.
by Webby 86(2) December 15, 2025
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