Sigma Pi

the essence of whack; a memeber of the Greek system wholly unaware of the true extent of their homosexuality.

One who likes the "shocker", even when applied by the hands of other males.
by anonymous February 19, 2005
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Sigma Pi

A raging cesspool of homosexuality, frequent nudity, and prison shower gang-bangs. Contrary to popular belief, most of the brothers are actually bisexual, and enjoy the company of a lady as well as man. The house is an odd mix of classic "bros," completely worthless potheads, everyday regular normal guys, just plain weirdos, and every possible combination of the above. It is balls deep in Urbana in order to segregate Sigma Pi and maintain the purity of the rest of the Greek Community.
"Hey you worthless pothead, stop smoking pot in the house!"
"Ill stop smoking pot when that weirdo puts clothes on!"
"Ill put clothes on when Kates stops acting like an everyday regular normal guy!"
"I'll start having a personality when all the bros close their doors when getting a blowjob!"
"Zook says I agree with all of the above in Sigma Pi."
by Sigma Pi 4 Life April 08, 2009
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Sigma Pi

Sigma Pi, the boys in this fraternity are only in it to associate with Greek Life, they are in no way better than or try to be better than the typical tool on campuses. Chapters consist of all the boys rejected from other fraternities and for that reason, they rely on tool shed workshops to make themselves seem like they are more than they actually are. They are better than SAE and TKE however, they do happen to look at a rush before saying "We Like Dick!"
"We're all failures; Join us at Sigma Pi!"
by Rumpled Stillskinny May 11, 2009
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Delta Sigma Pi

Delta Sigma Pi is a professional fraternity organized to foster the study of business in universities; to encourage scholarship, social activity and the association of students for their mutual advancement by research and practice; to promote closer affiliation between the commercial world and students of commerce, and to further a higher standard of commercial ethics and culture and the civic and commercial welfare of the community.
Delta Sigma Pi was founded in 1907 at New York University: School of Commerce, Accounts and Finance by Harold Valentine Jacobs, Alexander Frank Makay, Alfred Moysello and Henry Albert Tienken. Today, coast to coast, more than 250 chapters and over 200,000 members support the goals and ideals of the Fraternity.
by IN886 March 13, 2007
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Delta Sigma Pi

We work hard and party even harder. We also don't have to bad talk our rival business fraternities to try to make us look better because we are more PROFESSIONAL than that.
by Mark1212 April 29, 2007
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Sigma Pi Alpha

"Sorority" founded in 1996 in UC Berkeley.
The Alpha Chapter of Sigma Pi Alpha, Almighty Alpha.
by AlphaMu April 26, 2011
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