pootart

slang for a dumb gay person.

You are a pootart.

by johnnygo April 20, 2004

Photato

Photogenic Potato. Someone that looks good in a photo, but looks ugly in person.

That girl Sally is such a photato. If only she was as good looking in real life, as she was in her Facebook photos.

by Nickiedth August 5, 2014

photard

A person who's head is cropped significantly smaller or larger than the rest of the people surrounding them in a yearbook or composite photo.

Homey: "Dude, look at Adrian's head in this composite photo. That thing looks like the goddamn Goodyear Blimp."

Buddy: "Yeah, he's a total photard. I think the cameraman got the framing wrong during photo day, but there are also rumors that he inhaled several massive hits of helium just before that shot was taken."

by bhbronson October 3, 2010

Potart

A noun that can mean anything and can be used to describe anything. Also known as the most _____ thing ever. But can never be used to describe poptarts

Stop being such a potart!
I totally got with a potart last night

by Most awesome thing ever February 6, 2013

Photatoes

Stock photographs of common items, I.E. Clip Art, or Google Images.

Graphic designs can easily be made by pasting some Word Art with some Photatoes

by Tikatee December 12, 2010

photastic

Beautiful to look at, like a photo

Last night's survivor was photastic!

by joejkljkl February 18, 2009

photastic

Beautiful to look at, like a photo

Last night's survivor was photastic!

by joejkljkl February 18, 2009