Shush-Agora-Phobia

Shush-Agora-Phobia is the Fear of being *Shushed* in wide open spaces. Also referred to as a SAP.

"Hey you... Shhhhh...."

.....Silence.....

Suddenly the Shush-ee realizes that the Shush-er has been Shushed in a wide open space and thus Shush-Agora-Phobia takes over and the subject Shush-ee impulsively starts random fires as a form of coping mechanism.

"ARRRAAAAAGH!!! HE'S BURNING IT ALL DOWN!! LOOKOUT ITS ONE OF THEM SAPS!! RUN!!

by Greg "I made this up" Doyle January 6, 2012

Straight phobia

When members of the LGBTQA+ have a phobia against straight people

straight couples make me sick, but straight phobia isn’t real

by 666babby June 12, 2018

mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia

The fear of mexican restaurant waiters singing happy birthday to you. (or feliz cumplianos a ti or any other similar song sung in a festive manor to one person in particular) This usually happens along with the receiving of a small desert and lots of head turning. Sometimes the recipient is also required to do a dance or wear a hat.

My sister is mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobic, and it's really funny. She starts to shake when she hears the waiters coming out of the kitchen clapping even when it isn't for her. Yeah, sometimes i feel sorry for people who have mexa-cumplianos-serenada-phobia.

by that girl over there 00000 January 1, 2009

skin phobia

those deathly afraid of ever baring their 'treasures', who worship at the altar of the fabric covered

alison had the skin phobia, she'd never bare her 'treasures'

the church had poisoned her mind, she would never bare her 'treasures'

by michael foolsley December 15, 2009

Skate-O-Phobia

When the weather is very bad and you can't skate for a long time and you get very very pissed!



BROR

Dude lets go to Brors and skate in his basement, i have skate-o-phobia right now!

by rgeafdv February 12, 2009

SHOP PHOBIA

Shop Phobia is an irrational, intense and persistent fear of malls, sales racks, dressing rooms, department stores and all other activities having to do with shopping.

I once stubbed my toe to avoid shopping with my wife. She thinks I have shop phobia.

by Roweski July 12, 2010

Shallow-phobia

The fear of becoming shallow-minded because of the shallow-mindedness of the people around you.

Oh my god, i stayed over at Lisa's last night and i think I've caught shallow-phobia! how can someone be so dumb!

by SB.Z. August 23, 2011