Philiping

When you try to fart and end up shutting your pants. Unfortunate.

Man I went to the prom and ended up philiping

by Bret carroll December 17, 2019

Pilaring

When you blow up the boyos notifications and like all their tweets

He started pilaring my tweets and went back to January.

by @fuckRoads January 4, 2022

P plating

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

Pirating

The best and worst thing. For us, it's the BEST thing; for the people that made it, it's the WORST thing.
Pirating is when you download a game, movie, music, porn, etc. for free (illegally) and basically is claimed to be "stealing". But if you actually robbed a DVD out of a store, it ain't there anymore because it's with you. But if you pirated a DVD, it's still gonna be there AND on your computer.

For me, pirating is the best thing if you are:
1) Too lazy to get a part-time job as a teen
2) Broke as hell
3) Never in a mood to buy a movie

Mordecai: Dude, why are you pirating that movie? It just came out.
Rigby: Because, why buy it, if you can get for FREEEEE?

by DarkspineSilver1 December 31, 2014

Pirating

Pirating is when you go to your friends house,
pick up a CD or DVD with media on it,
and scream
"ARRGGH!" at the top of your lungs.
make sure to sound very piratelike when doing this to make sure you Pirated the CD/DVD correctly.

Joe: I love Pirating music,
Steve: I Pirated a CD a minute ago
Joe: Did you scream "ARRGGH!" loud enough?
Steve: yep :P

by T-Killah July 15, 2010

philfing

philfing
‘Purposely hiding what I’m looking for’ the practice of underhand websites who hide extra charges like delivery, baggage and insurance. Can be used for hiding stuff like credit card surcharges and taxes as well

Joe talking to his laptop

'Dirty, cheating, philfing website - why didn't you tell me delivery was $20 extra before I hit buy!'

by standby December 26, 2008

philching

The act of putting out a fire by putting a fist up your arse to massage your prostate to completion

That was a close one, thank god Marks philching put that fire out

by Binnsy100 February 1, 2019