Phil Swift

King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift

by MangoEnterprise May 10, 2018

phil swift

The living god of all things Flex Seal.

"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"

by dfkljgfhjkash May 6, 2018

Phil Swift

the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!

by HeyLaurenceHowUBeenMan June 8, 2018

Phil Swift

An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!

by NotPieGuy January 21, 2021

phil swift

FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE

by knljndljsb jl,sn ,jlvknbsj,v May 17, 2018

Phil Swift

Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.

<3 We love you Phil

Written by Niamh Edwards.

“ Phil Swift is like a god to me.”

“Hello! I’m Phill Swift.”

by Niamh_3dwards December 5, 2018

Phil Swift

When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.

by FlexSwift May 30, 2019