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Liam Payne

Liam Payne, A Puppy On A Magical Rainbow Filled With Lucky Charms And Anti-Spoon Spray And Adorableness And fluffiness And He Is the Nicest Person On Earth.
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"A fugitive undercover cop framed for murder, and now hunted by the cops and the mob. Max is a man with his back against the wall, fighting a battle he cannot hope to win. Prepare for a new breed of deep action game. Prepare for pain..."

It started three years ago; Max came home after a long day at work. No one answered when he came in the door of his home. Upstairs he found his wife and daughter murdered at the hands of junkies high on a new designer drug called Valkyr. He swore revenge against the drug that drove people to this. He joined the DEA as an undercover cop, infiltrating the Mafia and the underground world of New York. But he was framed, accused of killing his long time friend and partner, Alex. Wanted by the cops and with no other options available, Payne goes on a blood-soaked thrill-ride through New York, working his way from lesser thugs to the bigger crime bosses to get to the top, and expose the true identity of those responsible for the induced hell that is Valkyr.
by Arashdeep May 2, 2005
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Max Payne

1. noun. Uber-cop who can kill people in super-duper-slow-motion.

2. verb. The act of performing a task of heroic proportoins against apparently insurmountable odds.
Whew! I totally Max Payne-d that girl's home phone number!
by M.C. Shithead April 28, 2005
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max payne

Bad Ass Pc Game Character Who can dodge bullets.
by Jon M. S. June 16, 2003
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Liam Payne

he used to have turtles, but there dead
Liam Payne: harry doesn't have turtles i used to have turtles but there dead
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The Lady Payne

Fucking the fat rolls of a dead pig, and dipping the blood soaked dick in a bowl of maggots.
I was told that pharix enjoys doing The Lady Payne
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Liam Payne

Liam Payne (born August 29, 1993 (age 18)) from Wolverhampton, West Midlands, England, a music technology student at City of Wolverhampton College. Payne had auditioned in 2008 to The X Factor's fifth series when he was 14 but Simon Cowell thought he was not ready for the competition and asked him to come back in two years. He failed to qualify as a solo candidate in the Boy's category along with other members and were advised to join together to form the band, thus qualifying for the Group's category.

He is now a part of One Direction, a boyband, consisting of members Niall Horan, Zayn Malik, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson and himself (Liam Payne). They finished third on the seventh series of The X Factor UK.

He is also the hottest man on earth and deserves a medal.
Girl 1: "Who is the hottest man on earth?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."

Girl 1: "Who deserves a medal for it?"

Girl 2: "Liam Payne."
by liampaynesfan September 26, 2011
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