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Petting the ferret

The act of stroking a scraggly unkempt pony tail by a man.
Tom: "he is pretty proud of that pony tail"

jimmy: "yeah. he just stands there petting the ferret"
by DataCenterDFNDR December 29, 2009
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Light Petting

It is the less intense version of petting and hard petting. So the thing you do when you are still to uncomfortable to do actual petting. This includes giving each other massages, hair stroking, and kisses along the neck and face.
We both agreed that we weren’t readyt for anything too sexual yet. So we decided to do some light petting instead.
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petting

Phrase used in old-fashioned teen sex manuals for foreplay without intercourse.
They used to engage in heavy petting down at Lovers' Lane.
by Cornholio November 3, 2003
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Petting

Petting is an action you perform on your domesticated animal when they’re being an extra good boy, by rubbing their head and/or body in a pleasant way.
You’re doing it correctly if they make little happy noises
David: My dukey is such a good boy I’m always petting him he loves it.
(Duke) *pant pant tongue noises*
David: Aww see
by DoubleMobius September 9, 2019
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petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.
Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017
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Penis petting

The act of turning penises into pets, as done by witches in the 15th century.
Peasant 1- Oh No my penis is gone.
Peasant 2- It's probably that witch penis petting again.
by Justabandkid July 8, 2018
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Petting The Bunny

I was horny so I started petting the bunny.
by jilljones November 10, 2008
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