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Origins: the infamous Crystalwank of FandomWank.

A popular internet catchphrase used to sarcastically denote obvious falseness or lying.

The full original quote, "MY HED IS PASTED ON YAY", comes from the above FandomWank thread wherein a LiveJournal user named Crystal attempted to convince her readers that she was real-life friends with a cast member of the Lord of the Rings films by making very obvious photo-manipulations of the actors in various poses in her room. These photos were quite clearly pictures of the actor's heads transposed onto different bodies.

The thread became monstrous in a very short time, eventually receiving over 13,000 comments. In the course of the thread, a commenter remarked that one of Crystal's photos wore a look of 'OmG my head iz PASTEDE ON YAY!!1111!!' The remark quickly spread across the Internet, where it was adopted and adapted. This FandomWank thread, especially the "pastede on" comment, is considered something of a Holy Grail of internet slang.

See also pastede, my hed is pastede on, yay.
Since the initial wank, anything may be regarded as "pastede on yay". A bad writer can be accused of having his/her spelling (or grammar, or ideas) "pastede on yay!" A fruity drink that does not taste particularly fruity might be said to have its "fruitiness pastede on yay!"
by LadySphinx November 26, 2004
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Sky Paste

Yogurt that is consumed above FL 18000 in an airplane.
"Are you going to eat your sky paste?" "Not until we get above flight level 18000."
by obiwankepwni November 15, 2021
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PROMAC&PASTEL

WHEN YOU EAT SO MUCH MAC & CHEESE YOU SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES LIKE A PRO! THATS THE PROMAC&PASTEL
I LOVE TO SHIT MULTI COLOR NOODLES THEIR FOR I AM A PROMAC&PASTEL
by SHANNON MOTOWAKAN October 6, 2011
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paster

person of bad coding skills that pastes sources from unknowncheats/mpgh
Person 1: wow ur such a paster
Person 2: no dude i found these sources on unknowncheats!1
by dab-a-roo March 4, 2017
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Ladybug paste

A thin paste made by grinding ladybugs until they reach a thin watery consistency resembling that of Elmer's glue. It's the special ingredient in my 7 layer nacho dip.
Guy 1: What is this?

Guy 2: What is what?
Guy 1: At the bottom of the nacho dip?
Guy 2: Oh, that's my special ingredient, Ladybug paste.
Guy 1: I'm gonna fucking kill you!
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pentesting

A penetration test, or pen test, is an attempt to evaluate the security of an IT infrastructure by safely trying to exploit vulnerabilities. These vulnerabilities may exist in operating systems, service and application flaws, improper configurations, or risky end-user behavior.
I'm pentesting Microsoft's website to see if they're vulnerable for XSS.
by SevnDev May 25, 2016
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Pastebin

A pastebin is a type of web application that allows its users to upload snippets of text, usually samples of source code, for public viewing. It is very popular in IRC channels where pasting large amounts of text is considered bad etiquette. A new trend is that users use pastebins to post Twitter messages that contain more than 140 characters. A vast number of pastebins exist on the Internet, suiting a number of different needs and providing features tailored towards the crowd they focus on most.
Hey Mike, can you "pastebin" that document please?

John can I send you this text file? Sure, please just "pastebin it".
by Godius January 24, 2012
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