Penismancer

a wielder of a type of mace that is shaped like a penis

oh No johns been hit by the penismancer with the penis mace

by even123angrybirds February 11, 2022

Penisman

A jackass. Someone who is probably your close friend that you wish would just go away. A person who makes stupid ass decisions.

Dude, you're a fucking penisman.

What are you...a penisman?

Yo penisman!

Hey penis person, look at that stupid penisman.

Hey penisman! Go pound that peniswoman!

by Tha Cannon February 24, 2010

peristalsis

Rhythmic visceral muscle contractions in the digestive system that function to transport ingested materials caudally, unless stimulated by the emesis reflex where the flow of digested material is reversed.

Dude, last night Veronica's peristalsis was inhibited by my massive cock.

by CheesyBear November 7, 2014

reverse peristalsis

An inaccurate alternative term for regurgitation or vomiting, typically used by grade school science teachers who don't actually understand science and use the urban dictionary instead of a competent textbook to source classroom material.

While reverse peristalsis in the small intestine can occur during vomiting, the actual act of vomiting does not involve peristalsis.

The technical term for vomiting is not reverse peristalsis it is regurgitation.

by MrScience April 25, 2011

persmackity

A nonsense word in the truest sense. usu. used as a random adjective for no specific reason. Known to be used in positive and negetive meaning.

That old house is pretty persmackity if you ask me.

by JayBig November 5, 2005

penismash

Inserting two penises into one orafice - oral, anal, or vaginal, hence mashing them together to fit.

My buddy wants to penismash with that chick, are you in?

by schnervel July 1, 2011

penismannsex

penismannsex is the sexual intercourse with or between Penismännern.

"last weekend i had incredible penismannsex"

"Hello Penismann, are you down for penismannsex tomorrow?"

by Valkrym March 11, 2023