penus

you misspelled "penis" you b(that plays minecraft)

you: hehe imma type penis in urban dictionary
*typing*
*enter*
you: shit i misspelled it

*penus*

by a person that hates minecraft November 2, 2020

penus

in the shape of male genitals.

the carrot was penus.

by Blarto April 18, 2009

penu

magical word that you say in the classroom out loud

penuuuuuu

by hobo that lives in the sewers May 16, 2018

Penu

Linday's word for penis.

Rolly's PENU is extremely small.

by Chelsea Neville March 16, 2004

Penu

Drunk ass bitch. Otherwise known as Penu Premium when blackout.

Damn that girl was Penu PREMIUM last night. She was definitely blackout.

by Imthatbitxh March 16, 2021

Penu

A short but very wide penis

Have you seen his penu? It is weird.

by Harrybonbon July 13, 2016

coffee penus

When you have to uranate every five or ten minutes because you've been drinking too much coffee.

(Rick): {dialing telephone}: beep beep boop beep boop boop beep

{ring...ring...ring...}

(Rick's boss): Hello, this is National Plastics Conglomerate, how may I help you?

(Rick): Hey boss, can't come in today. Got coffee penus and I'd never make the 40-minute commute without pissing all over myself.

(Rick's boss): YOU'RE FIRED!!! ***CLICK!!!***

by Telephony November 13, 2011