Paleo Penis

When one that is on the paleo diet takes the next step to be a true caveman - he quits internet porn and refrains from fapping. The Paleo Penis will then be born. The paleo penis is different from the normal no fap penis as it is wiser and more natural. This was the penis of our ancestors and those before them. The penis the way it was meant to be.

Paleo-Man - "I have all this energy from the extra testosterone I'm not wasting on fapping. Time for more gains."
Paleo Penis - "I'm up for anything."

by Jew Aladdin March 6, 2014

palms penis

a perfectly good penis. best friends with the carolina cooter.
very clean and long.

Maddy and Sydney didn't hook up during spring break because know body they met had a palms penis

by adriana123 July 10, 2009

Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people

Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.

by Blumkinator December 29, 2007