The Penis Monkey challenge

The act of competing against others by attempting to successfully perform the "Penis Monkey Surgery" the quickest.

Man 1: "Did you see Tommy's new time on the Penis Monkey Challenge?"

Man 2: "Yes, I believe his time was 1:38!"

Penis Monkey Lover

someone who is "gay" and loves tiny penises with so much hair, you can not see the penis.

by Penis's June 21, 2011

Mike: Hey is that a monkey penis?

John: Yeah.

by Mr. Wibble April 26, 2008

The penis of a monkey.
Much smaller than the penis of humans.

Guy One: Wow, I can't even see where the monkey penis is!
Guy Two: That is because it is so small.

by teh0gre February 22, 2006

A type of disease that gives you monkeypox in your penis.

It also makes you black.

Person 1: THAT NIGGA GOT PENIS STENCH MONKEY AIDS
Person 2: Shiii i got the disease but at least i saw his dick

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022

A fabulous piece of machinery that is all natural and organic. It gets the name money because it has hair like a monkey's for comfort pleasure.

My friend has a nice uncircumcised monkey penis, it gave me and his girlfriend good pleasure at work yesterday.

by Mr.grittypants69 April 29, 2022